Post by cwarrior on Jul 31, 2005 1:41:31 GMT -5
born from the ass of an ox in 1812 cwarrior has come along way. as a boy he would pick turnips on the farm and boil them with granpa. as he got older he realized the farm wasn't the life for him and he wanted to live like a real boy, so he got some glue a finger stick and stuck abit of jello in the older boys hat and they had themself one hell of a jelly sandwitch!
after the great depression mr clown and bridget joined up with cwarrior to make a pancake store they called ol flippin jacks, they made all the greatset cakes in the world. in 1944 the ol jack store was closed down and mr clown and bridget when to the great war. cwarrior was to busy cleaning the back pipes to think about war he says "why i need 14 goats when i got myself 3 cows"
he never spit in his life without cursing the man who stain his shirt. he never sniffed glue till he met mary mary heevensteen who taught him the ancient propchey of hooping xtc, once cwarrior hooped the xtc he realzied jesus was always by his side the whole time and that teddy rexuspin never stole them jewels from the moution and it was jack all along. with this new found knowledge he bought one of them fancy machines with the buttons and light an all them gadgets and disks. he be makin swirlins in the bathroom!
so no one ever found the mushroom palace and the dark prince was ruler once again of neverland
THE NED
after the great depression mr clown and bridget joined up with cwarrior to make a pancake store they called ol flippin jacks, they made all the greatset cakes in the world. in 1944 the ol jack store was closed down and mr clown and bridget when to the great war. cwarrior was to busy cleaning the back pipes to think about war he says "why i need 14 goats when i got myself 3 cows"
he never spit in his life without cursing the man who stain his shirt. he never sniffed glue till he met mary mary heevensteen who taught him the ancient propchey of hooping xtc, once cwarrior hooped the xtc he realzied jesus was always by his side the whole time and that teddy rexuspin never stole them jewels from the moution and it was jack all along. with this new found knowledge he bought one of them fancy machines with the buttons and light an all them gadgets and disks. he be makin swirlins in the bathroom!
so no one ever found the mushroom palace and the dark prince was ruler once again of neverland
THE NED
